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Post by Michael on Oct 6, 2004 1:54:03 GMT -5
*!*WARNING! This joke is gross. Prepare to almost barf.*~* There are 3 guys stranded on a desert, and it seems they have no chance of survival. Until one day they randomly come across a house in the middle of the desert. One of the guys say "Let's go to the house 1 by 1 and she if whoever lives there can give us any water." So they agreed and got ready to carry out the plan. The first guy walks up to the house and nocks ont he door. A little old lady answers the door. The man says, "Hello, I have been stranded in the desert for weeks and I was wondering if you have any water you could spare me?" "Sure, but you'll have to f**k me." Said the little old lady. The man agreed, thinking it should'nt be so bad. The man and old lady go to her room and she strips. He look sbetween her legs and she's this rotten, mutilated, furry, fungusy, rotten, deformed and nasty girl thingy. The lady says "I'm going to blindfold myself, it makes it more erotic!" So they thinks, "Now is my chance, find somethign else to use!" So he reaches under the bed, finds a corn on the cob, f**ks her with it, throws it out the window, gets his water and hes on his way. Now the second man goe sup, nocks, and asks the same phrase. The little old lady responded to the second man, saying hed have to f**k her, so he agrees and they go to her bedroom. She strips for him and he sees the same nasty old thing, and he thinks "Now is my chance, find something else to use!" So he reaches under the bed, finds a corn on the cob, uses it, gets his water and he's on his way. Now the 1st and 2nd man are walking back to get the third man and they see him sitting there. One of them asks, "Hey man are'nt you going to get water?" The third man replied..."Water? Who needs water? I jsut found 2 of the juiciest corn cobs outside that old lady's window!"  |
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Post by GROSS on Oct 6, 2004 14:03:03 GMT -5
[glow=Green,2,300]EWWW EWWW EWWW that is sooo discusting!!!! Thats like a pg-13 joke!  [/glow] |
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Post by JeterBoy195 on Feb 16, 2018 18:20:19 GMT -5
f**k OFF
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Post by BrianTom on Oct 17, 2019 16:48:59 GMT -5
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Post by Rickybeeta on Nov 22, 2019 8:30:57 GMT -5
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